Ruler on diet: “For sake of republic, which is struggling with food shortages”

Ruler on diet: “For sake of republic, which is struggling with food shortages”

Mikhail Sheinkman
Kim Jong-un began to surprise even before the New Year. When he appeared at a meeting of the Labor Party, many did not even believe: is he? After they rejected the version with a double, they decided that he was sick. However, the authorities debunked this gossip as well.
Not that this launch was anything special for him. Still, the fourth test since the beginning of the year. Habitual. But it seemed that with the previous ones he had already received everything that rocket experiments usually end for him. In Japan, just as they convened a crisis headquarters at the Prime Minister’s Office in the first days of January, they don’t dismiss it so as not to get up twice. The Americans first threatened with new sanctions, then invited them to negotiations without preconditions. It also looks like a complete set.
And he answered them with two more tactical guided missiles, which, according to the Central Telegraph Agency of Korea, “precisely hit an island target in the East Korean (Japanese) Sea.” Perhaps, and not only to show how much he has everyone in mind. No one ever knows exactly what he is guided by. That’s about his rockets, wherever they fall, they always say what they need. Because everyone, as taught: do “good” and throw it into the water.
In general, Kim Jong-un began to surprise even before the New Year. When he appeared at the last meeting of the Labor Party, many did not even believe: is he really? Where did that “puffy” go, from which it was possible to draw a grown-up Korean boy-bad boy? Now it was Kibalchish. After they rejected the version with a double, they decided that he was sick – he had lost weight because of the word “bad”. However, the authorities debunked this gossip as well. They explained such a radical change in image by the fact that the ruler went on a diet “for the sake of the republic, which is struggling with food shortages.” In other words, it’s just someone eating too little.
Not to say that the country is on the mend thanks to this, but it has become easier to rise. Though not economic, however, missiles in their situation are, perhaps, the only indicator of their resilience. Kim periodically does this – reminds of himself with ballistic activity. But most of the time it’s a one-time deal. And then it went a lot. January 5th, 11th, 14th, 17th. Moreover, in the first two cases, Pyongyang announced the successful testing of hypersonic systems. In the US, with this case, failure after failure, and they have bang-bang and to the point. One flew 700 kilometers, the second – under a thousand. They said that this is the final experiments.
Then there was a double volley from a rocket train, which, by the way, had been standing on a siding for a long time. And here is a new challenge. First of all, for the Japanese, since hello again in their direction. But after all, for the States, this is a headache and shame. They have the Third World War there with Russia, then with China, then again with Russia it is planned, and then this little North Korea spits on them from a high bell tower. Eun, as they say, broke up. And hit. Tellingly, both verbs are suitable for personal life. No one knows for sure how he is doing on this front. Built again. What if it’s love? True, love, they will agree in Pyongyang. And they will definitely add to the Motherland.

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